The True Meaning of Christmas

this girl i know loves rent and glee but thinks homosexuality is a sin. i???

people keep telling me i’m a hipster because i smoke american spirits and only drink local microbrew beer and only listen to local music and shaved half my head and play a moderately obscure instrument and collect vintage tennis racquets and spend a huge chunk of my time going to open mics and music gigs taking artsy photographs of the musicians and say thinks like “yolo” and “swag” un/ironically and…oh. oh no. noooo

help i met a tumblr social justice warrior in real life and i can’t avoid her because she’s part of the same music scene as me and she shows up to all the same open mics and gigs i go to and she constantly derails all our conversations about bluegrass and movies into rants about the evils of patriarchy and how she didn’t know she was queer and oppressed until feminism helped her realize she’s demisexual and how if we have trouble using made-up gender neutral pronouns then we’re literally murderers and how if we don’t follow her on tumblr and EDUCATE OURSELVES then we’re terrible people and i can’t avoid her because she’s always there help

among the more bizarre & awkward (bizarkward) situations i’ve ever been in in my life: going to a strip club with two male cousins who are unaware i like women stone cold sober because i had to drive and my cousins were both on probation for DUIs

omg i just remembered this time in like fifth grade where this girl in my class told me that watching people get hurt or tortured in movies gave her weird feelings down there and she wanted to know if the same thing happened to me

i like how you can always tell when shows are filmed in vancouver because they all recycle the same 7 shooting locations for outdoor stuff and the same 100 actors for minor roles

when are we going to get over ourselves and legalize human/alien marriage so i can finally be with tilda swinton

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

my cat thinks she’s a parrot. we walk around the apartment like this basically all day